Dec
20
Tribute to the toilet seat
Now, I've always prided myself as not being dependent on anything or anybody to maintain my calm, my cool and let the aura around me be adversely affected. But today morning was one of the toughest mornings in recent times. The reason....well, somehow I was missing the one post-breakfast indulgence that calmed the nerves, the omnipresent cigarette, the ever trusty Gold Flake King Lights on my lips. Reason, I had somehow miscalculated the number of smokes I had in the packet. Or, had I?
Ergo, I was in office, and at around 10 AM, felt some irregular bowel movements, primarily because of the fact that the extremely sensitive biological cycles had been affected by the change in timings of the smoke after breakfast.
Ergo, I was in office, and at around 10 AM, felt some irregular bowel movements, primarily because of the fact that the extremely sensitive biological cycles had been affected by the change in timings of the smoke after breakfast.